Two great European narcotics...

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

Nietzsche and Modern Times; A Study of Bacon, Descartes, and Nietzsche

Reality is a delusion created...

Reality is a delusion created by an alcohol deficiency.

--Anonymous

Maybe alcohol picks you up...

Maybe alcohol picks you up a little bit, but it sure lets you down in a hurry.

--Betty Ford

It was my Uncle George who discovered...

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a good well in advance of modern medical thought.

--P. G. Wodehouse

Crazy folks shouldn't drink...

Crazy folks shouldn't drink--it's like throwing gasoline on a banked fire.

--Donald Newlove

Always rememer, I have taken more...

Always remember, I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

--Winston Churchill

First you take a drink...

First you take a drink. Then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

--F. Scott Fitzgerald

Every form of addiction is bad...

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether it be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

--Carl Jung