Love thy neighbour as yourself...

Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.

--Louise Beal

I love deadlines...

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

--Douglas Adams

Our national flower is...

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

--Lewis Mumford

I love Mickey Mouse more than...

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

--Walt Disney

I know that there are people...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

--Tom Lehrer

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

--Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well

I think that I shall never see...

I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.

--Ogden Nash

Tip the world over on its side...

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

--Frank Lloyd Wright

I always keep a supply of stimulant...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

--W. C. Fields

The gods are too...

The gods are too fond of a joke.

--Aristotle

Blow your mind...

Blow your mind--smoke dynamite. --Anonymous